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GirlfriendApplication
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Estimated completion time: 3–5 minutes
候補者要件
Candidate Requirements
Select your loadout. Every operator on this roster needs the following.
⚠ IMPORTANT — WARNING: Perfection is NOT required. Personality is.
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Application
よくある質問
FAQ
Is this a real application?
It's real enough that I'll read it. The compatibility score is for fun and isn't a psychological assessment.
What happens to my answers?
They go to one private spreadsheet that only I can see. Nothing is sold, shared or posted anywhere.
Do I need to be good at games?
No. Bad at games but funny beats good at games and boring. Both is the dream.
When will I hear back?
Results are communicated through highly classified channels. Usually the contact you gave in Step 1.
Can I edit my answers?
Yes, until you submit. Use Back at any point. Nothing is sent before the final confirmation.